Bitter Is the New Black: Confessions of a Condescending, Egomaniacal, Self-Centered Smartass, Or, Why You Should Never Carry A Prada Bag to the Unemployment Office

This is the tale of an arrogant former sorority girl who was kicked out of her slum apartment after earning over a quarter of a million dollars in household income. In Roger Dunkle's The Classical Origins of Western Culture, he defines a modern Greek tragedy as a narrative in which "the central character, called a tragic protagonist or hero, suffers some serious misfortune which is not accidental and therefore meaningless, but is significant in that the misfortune is logically connected."

Put another way? The bitch deserved it.