The release date for the English version of 'If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Actor' by
Bruce Campbell is Aug 2002. If you enjoy this novel, it is available for buy as a paperback from Barnes & Noble or Indigo, as an ebook on the Amazon Kindle store, or as an audiobook on Audible.
Alright, so you're curious enough to pick up this book and give it a glance. I believe that we will get along absolutely well.
One has many options in life. Your choice at this moment is whether or not to purchase the memoirs of a hammy, middle-class actor.
Should I be familiar with this man? To yourself, you think.
No, and that is precisely the idea. Bookshops abound with well-known performers and their extravagant antics. To avoid giving anything away, but we've all been there before.
As an example, see the book with Judy Garland on it on your left. You already know enough about her—great voice, horrible life—so you don't need that. Now glance at the Charlton Heston book on your right. Nor do you have to fork up hard-earned cash for it. You're also familiar with his tale: amazing voice, awful toupee.
The fact is, there are a lot of working stiffs out there who grind away every day at the wheel of fate, even if you may not know who I am.
My debut book, If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Actor, invites readers to take a turbulent voyage with me through blue collar Hollywood.
Alright, get the dang book immediately and start reading quickly!
To Bruce Campbell, best
P.S. Unlike all those other actor books, this one has an abundance of photographs spread throughout, so even if it doesn't work out, you can still enjoy a lot of them.