John Dies at the End

AVOID. This flyer shouldn't have come into contact with your naked hands. Please do not set it down. It's past due. They've got you covered. David Wong is how I go by. John is my best buddy. Such names are fictitious. You should consider altering yours. The things you'll read about in these pages—the invasion, Korrok, the sauce, and the future—might not be things you want to know. It's too late, however. The book felt your touch. It's your turn to play. It's beneath you. The knowledge is the only protection. This book must be read through to the very end. include the bratwurst portion. How come? Just have faith in me.

What matters is that consumers of the substance, Soy Sauce, are able to see through a window into an other reality. I never had the opportunity to say no to John. You continue to. Sincerely, I apologize for including you in this. It is imperative that you remember one thing when you read about these horrific occurrences and the gloomy period the world is about to enter: I had nothing to do with any of this.