Men at Arms

In the City Watch, act like a man! Men are needed for City Watch!"

However, it does have Corporal Carrot, who is a dwarf by technical standards; Lance-constable Cuddy, who is also a dwarf; Lance constable Detritus, who is a troll; Lance constable Angua, who is a woman—most of the time—and Corporal Nobbs, who was expelled from humanity for pushing.

And they need every bit of assistance. Because this is Ankh-Morpork, and they have barely twenty-four hours to clean up the town...