The release date for the English version of 'The Carnivorous Carnival' by
Lemony Snicket is Oct 2002. If you enjoy this novel, it is available for buy as a paperback from Barnes & Noble or Indigo, as an ebook on the Amazon Kindle store, or as an audiobook on Audible.
To my dear reader,
This book's title, "carnivorous," literally translates to "meat-eating," and after reading a word so ferocious, you really don't need to read any more. The tale in this carnivorous book is so upsetting that reading even a little portion of it would churn my stomach more than a perfectly balanced dinner.
It would be better if I left out all the unsettling elements of this narrative, such the wooden plank, the erratic crowd, the ambidextrous guy, the confused map, and Chabo the Wolf Baby, so as not to cause pain.
Regretfully, I spend much of my time studying and documenting the unpleasant and uninspiring lives of the Baudelaire children. However, you could be better off using your time for something more appetizing, like eating or giving your veggies to someone else.
With the utmost respect,
Citrus Snicket