The End

The last book in the wildly acclaimed A Series of Unfortunate Events series, which concludes the narrative of the Baudelaire orphans.

Presumably, you are staring at the back of this book, or the very end. Since you would reach the end of your rope if you read the end from the beginning of the beginning of the end to the end of the end of the end, the end of the end is the ideal spot to start the finish.

This is the final book in A Series of Unfortunate Events, and even if you made it through the first twelve volumes, you're definitely not up for unpleasantries like a terrifying storm, a dubious drink, a flock of ramshackle sheep, a massive cage full of birds, and an eerily disturbing mystery about the Baudelaire family.

I have been working somberly to finish writing the history of the Baudelaire orphans, and now I have done it. Since you probably work at another job, if I were you, I would stop reading this book right away to avoid being finished before the conclusion.

With the utmost respect,

Citrus Snicket