The release date for the English version of 'Why We Broke Up' by
Daniel Handler is Dec 2011. If you enjoy this novel, it is available for buy as a paperback from Barnes & Noble or Indigo, as an ebook on the Amazon Kindle store, or as an audiobook on Audible.
Ed, I'm going to tell you why we split up. I'm putting the complete truth about why it occurred in this letter.
Since Ed Slaterton and Min Green are divorcing, Min is sending Ed a package and a note. The reason they split up is in the box. Two bottle caps, a movie ticket, a folded note, a box of matches, a protractor, books, a toy truck, a pair of ugly earrings, a comb from a motel room, and every other item collected over the course of a giddy, intimate, heartbreaking relationship. After each item is described and verified, the box will be thrown out, much like a girlfriend.