The release date for the English version of 'You Suck' by
Christopher Moore is Jan 2007. If you enjoy this novel, it is available for buy as a paperback from Barnes & Noble or Indigo, as an ebook on the Amazon Kindle store, or as an audiobook on Audible.
Being a zombie is bad. figuratively.
Simply consult C. Thomas Flood. After an incredible night he will never forget, he wakes up to find that his lover, Jody, is a vampire. And a surprise! He's one now, too. The entire biting-and-blood situation would have been a deal breaker for several couples. However, Tommy and Jody promise to resolve their differences since they are in love.
However, rumors have it that the vampire who first bit on Jody wasn't meant to be a potential recruit. Even worse, Tommy's former turkey-bowling friends are trying to harm him because of a Las Vegas call lady called Blue who has blue dye on her face.
And that's just terrible.